An irreverent take
BoingBoing has a, shall we say, irreverent way of putting things. But this take on the Masque Musical press release is essentially accurate (shmeat?!?). Except for one thing: it’s cibongs, not ebongs (unless you’re trying to sell them on Ebay, I guess).
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